It's like the apocalypse has come, only instead of nuclear bombs and zombies, Mike has school involvement, gay thoughts and cheerleaders that take advantage of mothers.
The junior year is about to begin.
Here's what Mike Tate knows: His friends are amazing and his disgusting garage band is a great excuse to drink cheap beer.
Wallace Tower is the devil.
Lemonheads are great.
And his girlfriend Lisa is the best.
Then Lisa breaks up with him, which makes Mike a little sad, because they'll still be friends and he never knew what to do with her tits anyway.
But when Mike finds out why Lisa left him, he goes crazy.
And what's worse, they elect him to the welcoming court.
With a prominent voice, a hilariously honest view of sex and sexuality, and enough f-bombs to make your mother blush, S. J. Goslee's debut novel in YA Whatever. is a fresh and modern version of the story that comes to light.